i'm kristen, and i would love to rp with you. esfj

maddmullah:

Mariah Carey vs Ariana Grande

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hemmosquiff:

the way luke walks really turns me on

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#fuck me #5sos #about me

bUT DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW BADLY I WANT A PLOT WHERE MUse a is this innocent, naive, and inexperienced 18/19 year old girl who just finished high school, she’s a virgin who’s never had any alcohol or smoked or anything like that. she always got good grades and proved to her parents that she was the golden child, but then she meets muse b who is a 22 year old college drop out who just smokes pot, drinks and parties all the time bc he’s young and doesn’t give a fuck. well muse a’s friends make her go to a party and she meets muse b and he only sees her a child but she wants to prove to him that she’s mature bc she hella is crushing on him and basically they see each other around more and more she muse a is determined to get to know muse b but he is stubborn because he doesn’t want to hang out with someone younger but eventually he realizes she’s super hot (hAH) and they hang out and he just introduces her to drugs and the party life, and as they become closer he teaches her about sex and more drugs and all the stuff she has wanted to try. i juST really want this corruption plot because smoking in a car with the windows up in a parking lot at 2 am, quiet sex with her parents right downstairs, sneaking into places like breaking and entering plEase

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#pb

autumnraining:

CAN WE TAKE A SECOND TO APPRECIATE AN ACTUAL LINE FROM A FALL OUT BOY SONG:

“Anything you say can and will be held against you so only say my name”

IF YOU DON’T THINK THAT’S SMOOTH AS FUCK YOU CAN GET OUT OF MY FACE CAUSE THAT’S A SWEET-ASS PICKUP LINE

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loveshemmo:

my mom just saw harry at the bar??

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itsvondell:

she wear snort snirt i wear sneep snop

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5sos-writing:

mikesclifford:

imagine you’re walking down the hall of the apartment you and calum shared. the shower is running and you can hear his voice filling your home. he was singing with the boys at an acoustic show today and had been telling you all week how nervous he was for this one. you stand outside the bathroom door listening to him practice his lines of amnesia over and over again.

i do not own any of the audio in this post

NO

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harryofrps:

hey i’m not attractive

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#pretty people

psilentasincjelli:

striderbaby:

obsessedbooknerd:

LOOK AT ALL THE EMOTIONS

I literally didnt recognize her

It’s almost like the character makes a difference. It’s almost like Bella Swan is a terribly written and completely flat character and no actress could have believably put emotion into her portrayal with the lines and motivations they were given. It’s almost like when she’s given a decent character she can give a great performance. IT’S ALMOST LIKE SHE’S AN ACTRESS.

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