i'm kristen, and i would love to rp with you. esfj
some of the most sensitive areas of the female body
look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys
porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable.
Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny
Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL!
(Source: biencorrect, via jennaof1x1)
SEND ME ONE FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION
"Are you breaking up with me?"
"Are you having nightmares again?"
"Anything you want to say?"
"Apparently, I need to grow a mustache."
"But what if we get caught?"
"Can you not?"
"Care to tell me what’s going on?"
"Come find me."
"Did you even love me?"
"Did you ever stop to think about how I feel?"
"Don’t look at me like that."
"Don’t touch me."
"Do you love him/her?"
"Do you love me?"
"Eviction notice. It’s an eviction notice."
"Fine, I’ll go."
"Fight me for it."
"Get away from me."
"How high are you?"
"How did you get here?"
"I bought a goat."
"If what we had was real, how could you be fine?"
"I get that you wanted to come up with the plan, but your plan is stupid."
"I hate you."
"I’ll bet you a dollar."
"I said that I’m in love with you."
"I think I’m pregnant."
"I’m going to kill you."
"I’m not eating that."
"Is that a chicken?"
"It’s not that I think your cooking is bad! It’s just … Not that good."
"Jokes on me, huh?"
"Just let me go."
"Just tell me the truth!"
"Kicking someone is not a form of romance."
"Let me explain."
"Listen, it was a completely innocent gesture."
"Maybe you should go."
"Maybe fuck you will be our always."
"May need you to bail me out of jail."
"No. The answer is no."
"Not drunk enough for this."
"Never, ever doing that again."
"Okay, I know this looks bad…"
"Please stop talking."
"Personally, I’d rather make out with a cactus."
"Quick, I need you to bring me a bottle of bleach."
"Quiet! Someone’s going to hear."
"Quit being annoying."
"Really, where were you?"
"Right. Of course it’s my fault."
"Silly of me to think you actually cared."
"Simple? Brushing my teeth is simple. This? This is not simple."
"So… How’s the weather?"
"Tell me you didn’t steal someones dog."
"There’s something wrong with you."
"This definitely isn’t what it looks like."
"Us? There is no us."
"Unable to process the stupidity of what you just said. Sorry."
"Unfortunately, she/he said no."
"We can’t do this."
"Was it just a lie?"
"Wait, what did you just say?"
"Wait! Hold on!"
"Who the hell is passed out in the driveway?"
"What the hell?"
"Why are you naked?"
"Why is there silly string everywhere?"
"Why is there a frozen turkey in the bathtub?"
"Without you, I’m lost."
"X-Rays? What the hell did you do and why didn’t you tell me?"
"You broke up with me. There’s nothing left between us anymore."
"You’re leaving? But it’s taco night…"
"Zebras have nothing to do with this conversation."
"Zelda is more important right now."
RPBRUH PRESENTS HER FIRST CHARA PSD — "THIS IS THRILLER" (mf)
So, here it is — my first character psd, “THIS IS THRILLER”. *Evil laughter* This is really simple; all you’d need is a background picture with a dark background or optional png, two pictures, and one gif.This one is really for rph’s, but rp’s will be able to use it, too. I’d like to thank my bae, Asia, for the hexagon idea and the beautiful Aly (htmaly) for the halloween gradient — which is not provided in the download, sorry. I just want to respect Aly and her beautiful work. There is an optional text layer and you will need the font ‘double feature’. Pls, like/reblog if you use, babycakes, and don’t steal or redistribute.
i always flip the first test page extra loudly just to show everyone that im better than them
[ AUTUMN GRADIENT SET ONE by LeahAssists ] —— I got a lot of requests on one of my role plays for the gradients I made and this is an autumn version of them. I’m probably going to make a few but they’re fairly easy to alter. It also includes the pattern I use on all of my graphics and themes. There is no editing PSD as I sharped but if you’d like me to teach you how to do that simply send me an ask. You can download them here on mediafire.
(Source: leahassists, via beckyrph)
76 BY AWESOMEPHOTOSHOP → download
- like/reblog if you download it
- don’t claim as your own
- you can change the layers if you need to
Well, I’m a little bummed about being a fugitive, but other than that I’m great.
(Source: rickyls, via laneofrp)